London calling - Part 3 (and final)

Wait - where did the last week go???  Very sorry about not posting, but quite honestly, in the past week I have been running around like the proverbial headless chicken and just haven't had any time.  One thing I had forgotten about London (or perhaps I just repressed it as a traumatic memory?) is how ridiculously big it is and how much time it takes to get from point A to point B at any given moment, particularly when one considers how notoriously unreliable the transport network can be.  But in addition to spending hours of my life on buses, overland trains and Tube trains, I also managed to fit in quite a few other things on my trip, which I am going to attempt to sum up in few words and many pictures...

Eating

Among many lovely meals I enjoyed in London, this is from a bbq hosted by fellow Canadians Mr & Mrs D - and Canadians know steak.  The phone is in the photo for perspective on the size of these things - you can't really tell that the steaks are also about 2" thick as well, but trust me.  (Apologies to any vegetarian readers, but Miss K is a carnivore who is so poor that I can rarely afford meat in Paris, so this was such a treat!)

 
Drinking

Was it Pimms o'clock?  Of course it was!  And when out with my friends, it was also wine o'clock, beer o'clock, cocktail o'clock and occasionally champagne o'clock.  That's just one of the many excellent reasons why I love my friends...

Entertainment
Three words: Bon. Freakin'. Jovi.   Aieee!  My eternal love for them is still going strong and Jon is still looking oh-so-very fine.  Rock on, my friend, rock on... 

Wedding

My lovely friend Miss E got married while I was in England (which was the actual reason for the trip in the first place) and it took place in the Kent countryside on the most perfect June day imaginable and was, quite possibly, the most traditional English wedding ever.  Remember Four Weddings and a Funeral?  Well, picture one of those weddings (although there was slightly less swearing at this one, which, honestly, was a little disappointing...)

Entertainment (part 2)

And the day after the wedding, I followed that up by going to a drag queen show at the roughest gay bar I have ever seen - how's that for contrast??  Okay, I might have to explain this one a bit:  I met up with a friend from Canada who was visiting London.  She's originally from Ireland and she and her sister are amazing singers, and the sister had been invited to join the drag queen (whose dress I kind of want - is that weird?) to sing a couple of duets.  Anyway, she totally wowed the crowd, and I have to give her all kinds of credit for not flinching when being hugged afterward by many, many, many large, sweaty, hairy, pierced, half-naked gay men wearing leather - that girl is a pro.

So, gentle readers, you can see that you have been neglected in a good cause!  And if it makes you feel any better, it has taken me at least two hours of being indoors on a beautiful sunny day in Paris to write this and download these photos, so I hope you enjoy.  And now that I have caught up on all things London, tomorrow we will be back to tales of life in Paris, and my normal bitchery...

London calling - Part 2

So here I am, back at the office - technically I'm not actually on holiday, I still have to put in my work hours, but from the London office, rather than the one in Paris (oooh, it's an exciting life I lead - come to London, do some filing, wheee! Good times...).  But since I am here and there's only so much filing I can do before I start looking for the nearest letter opener for gouging out my eyeballs, I thought I'd take a little break and quickly write something on here.

London seems friendlier to me these days - perhaps it's the fact that I am now spending my days among the French (who are, for the most part, a surly bunch), but I was astonished by how helpful people have been since I got back here.  Being Canadian, I am used to the North American customer service model, which goes something like this: "Can I help you? No, we don't have that in stock, but if you can wait a minute, I will call every single store on this continent to find it for you and we'll send it to the most convenient location for you to pick up at no added cost to your fine self, and now that I have helped you with that, is there anything else I can help you with?"  It's wonderful, and oh, how I have missed that in Europe over the past decade.  But I arrived in London on Tuesday and was immediately shocked that not one but two Tube employees were extremely helpful and nice to me (and if you are a Londoner, you will be suitably disbelieving about this crazy story, but I swear it's true).  Of course, I then saw a drunk man in a suit throwing up in the street at 5:00 in the afternoon, and a drug bust happened right in front of me, so it's definitely still good old London town...

London calling

Ahh, gentle readers, how I neglect you.  I do apologize, but I am back in London and my internet access is limited - the place I am staying doesn't have it, and the neighbours all lock their wireless networks (how rude!) so I can't access those.  So my choices are: going to the very scurvy internet cafe on the main road by the flat, or taking my laptop to the rather nice pub which is further away but has free wifi (not to mention alcohol of many kinds).  Or logging in from the office, which is where I am now, but I am sure you won't blame me if I don't want to spend a lot of time here!  Anyway, I don't really have much to report today, but just wanted to let you know why my posting will be a bit intermittent over the next couple of weeks while I'm here, but I will do my best...

Totally crap outfit of the week

Okay, seriously.  Do I even need to say anything about this one?

Miss K goes to Hookerville (Part 2)

Yesterday I went to my friend Miss A's place for dinner.  The meal was seriously fabulous, as was the conversation (well, we drank two bottles of lovely red wine between the two of us - we thought the conversation was great, although there's a possibility that a sober person might not have found it quite as sparkling and witty as we did), and we had beautiful weather, so were able to dine on the adorable little balcony, four stories up with a view of the Parisian rooftops.  Looks like something out of a movie, doesn't it?  Ahh, I love my flat, but I am bitterly envious of that balcony...

 

Miss A doesn't live too far from me, about 30 minutes walk, but it's a bit of a different world from my terribly chic and genteel (and somewhat dull) neighbourhood.  She lives near the rue St Denis, which, as I have previously posted about (Miss K goes to Hookerville), is the street you want to go to if you are in the market for a certain type of female company.  There are lots of these ladies around that area, but I had to get a photo of this one, because I have nothing but respect for her commitment to her outfit.  I mean, really, all-white?  That's impressive, particularly considering her, erm, profession - seriously, her dry-cleaning bills must be huge.  Ooooh, it's just occurred to me that perhaps she has an "arrangement" with her dry-cleaner; and frankly, considering how expensive it is here, that's not a bad idea...

Normal life

Well, here I am, back to normal life in Paris - or rather, what passes for normal in a place as quirky as Paris.  Anyway, I don't really have much to report - just wanted to let you know that tomorrow is Miss K's birthday and Miss K is planning to party, so I am afraid that I will be neglecting you then as I won't have time to post while I get everything ready.  I may also be neglecting you on Thursday as well, depending on how many brain cells I have left by then - I am hoping that I will act my age and be somewhat sensible, but seeing as how my last party carried on until after 5am (you know your party has been a success when people can catch the metro in the morning), I have my doubts about that!

But since I am going to neglect you, I thought I would leave you with a nice colourful little shot of Mediterranean awesomeness.  Enjoy, and try not to miss me too much!

Try not to hate me - Part 4 (and final!)

All right, gentle readers, I am leaving tomorrow, so this is the last time I have to caution you to try not to hate me too much.  Well, more than you already hate me for living in Paris (which I suspect is rather a lot), but let's just move on from that, shall we?  

Below is a photo from Plage Mala, the beach at Cap d'Ail where I am staying (and please excuse Miss K's toe showing up bottom centre, I took this on my camera phone and, due to the glare, couldn't actually see what I was shooting).  And yes, it LOOKS awesome, as indeed it was, but as this whole place is completely vertical (as mentioned in previous posts), I hope it will cheer you up to know that I had to climb down about 8000 steps every day to get here, and, yes, the same 8000 steps back up again- exhausting!  Does that help?

If not, I have a bribe for you - I was staying in a self-catering villa by myself and having bought a random assortment of things to eat, I had a random assortment of things to use up before leaving tomorrow, and as a result, I think I may have accidentally invented the best sandwich ever and I share the recipe with you now:    baguette, Boursin cheese, slices of prosciutto, slices of cantaloupe.  Try it now, thank me later...