Ladies and gentlemen, Miss K is proud to present the Fifth-Floor Feline Players production of: Cat on a Cold Brick Window-Ledge, starring Furry Man-Whore and Neighbour Kitty.
She comes and waits forlornly at the window, hoping to be invited in.
He sees her - it's love at first sight. But wait, he also loves Miss K! What's a furry man-whore to do?
He decides to shun Miss K and put the moves on this new gal, but now she's playing hard-to-get.
He gives up, which is probably a good thing, because it turns out...
...that she's actually a vampire kitty! Aieeeeeeee!!!!!!
Thank you, and good night! You've been a great audience! Tip your waitress!
(Wow, it's amazing what I'll come up with to amuse myself on a rainy night in February...)