Friday, September 17, 2010

Totally crap outfit of the week

Many years ago, when I was just a young whippersnapper (a word I think is sadly underused), my mother kept the spare roll of toilet paper beneath a cover, which was crocheted, and comprised many  layers of this crochet in different colours.  I always thought it was one of the most hideous things I've ever seen, and I had successfully managed to suppress that distasteful memory until I saw this woman on the street wearing something verrrrry reminiscent of it.  Really, if there's any chance whatsoever that your dress is going to remind someone of a toilet roll cover, you should probably not wear it.   By which I mean: set fire to it, walk away and deny you ever owned such a garment.  Ever.  I could say worse things, but her shoes are fabulous, and that always goes a long way with Miss K...

1 comment:

  1. Haha! I think I actually remember that cover! At least it was somewhat stylish for its day. This dress? Not so much...

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